Based on a true story...

Jan. 1st, 2020

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This journal is pretty much friends only.
I don't have a pretty banner, because I am not that cool.

You probably aren't missing out on much. Just incoherent ramblings. Don't worry.

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Oct. 1st, 2007

Letter to Earth

Dear Earthling,

Hello! I am a creature from a galaxy far away, visiting your planet. I have transformed myself into this text file. As you are reading it, I am having sex with your eyeballs. I know you like it because you are smiling. Please pass me on to someone else because I'm really horny.

Posted at 01:13 pm | Link | Leave a comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Sep. 4th, 2007

I do not love you...

mood:

pissed off

I do not love you as if you were salt-rose or topaz,
or the arrow of carnations the fire shoots off.
I love you as certain things are to be loved,
in secret, between the shadow and the soul.

I love you as the plant that never blooms,
but carries in itself the light of hidden flowers.
Thanks to your love a certain fragrance,
risen darkly from the earth, lives darkly in my body.

I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where,
I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride,
so I love you because I know no other way than this:
where "I" does not exist, nor "you,"
So close that your hand on my chest is my hand,
So close that your eyes close and I fall asleep.

-Pablo Neruda

Posted at 07:49 am | Link | Leave a comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Mar. 18th, 2007

Mr. Creazil

mood:

excited

I can't believe it... you can get Mr Creazil
toys.... I am in complete shock and awe.

Yes, awe.

Because Mr Creazil is the most adorable imaginary friend around, and because
Emmaline is gorgeous.

If you have no idea what I'm talking about,
watch "The
Little Girl Who Was Forgotten By Absolutely Everyone (Even The Postman)"

The sweetest animation ever.

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